I've been seeing some pretty fucking dumb pro-8 signs lately. Proposition 8, for those who might now know, takes the right to be married (the merits of which are arguable) and removes it from men and women in California, based on who they love. Under Proposition 8, you have to love who the government tells you to love or you can't be married.
The signs I've read so far have read:
Prop 8 = Free Speech, because intolerant hate-mongers should be allowed to say whatever they want...
Prop 8 = Parental Rights, because intolerant hate-mongers should be allowed to raise their children however they want and restrict their childrens rights however they want...
Prop 8 = Religious Freedom, because intolerant hate-mongers should be allowed to force you to believe however they want you to believe...
With this in mind, I thought I'd help out where I can. I'm always here to help.
Prop 8 = Democracy, how can this be a democracy if we can't take away your rights...
Prop 8 = Freedom, because you don't want to see intolerant hate-mongers like us angry... you wouldn't like intolerant hate-mongers like us when we're angry...
Prop 8 = Less Traffic, we will get out of our cars and walk away if you don't vote the way we want you to vote...
Prop 8 = Right to Bear Arms, think about it, you think we haven't already started stockpiling guns...
Prop 8 = Air, that's right, bitch, you like to breathe, mother-fucker...
Prop 8 = Life, we will fucking kill you if you don't vote the way we want you to vote...
There you go. My mind is changed. Everyone should vote for Proposition 8, to respect the rights of hate-mongers whose world-view is so fragile and fucking whacko that they can't permit someone to do something that in no way effects them at all.
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