Texas Secession? Shit, yeah!...

Of course, now they want to stay in the union and hope the feds help them with swine flu. What's the problem? Can't tax cuts cure swine flu?

Slow torture...

So, let me see if I have this straight.

We now have proof that the US violated international law. We know who did it and how often it was done. We know, in one case, that the US tortured one individual 183 times in one month.

... But holding anyone accountable would just be "looking back".

You have to admire bullshit of such magnitude.

Fun with Teabagging...

I just LOVE how the moron "teabaggers" don't even get what they're saying!

What's the difference between a politician and a pastor?...

This week, the Rev. Rick Warren reversed his stance on Prop 8, saying he "was never a proponent" of rescinding the equal rights of those "damned gay people".

Never a proponent, he just funded it.

Now that the polls are pointing erectionally towards the other direction, Warren finds himself right on top of them.

So, which is it? Does GOD want to keep homosexuals from marrying because he's afraid of what they'll do? Is GOD terrified of homosexuals? Or are preachers just politicians of a different stripe?

I don't know. But it is pretty fucking funny.

Open-mindedness...

A little rational thinking is a refreshing thing.

Chris Jordan: Picturing excess...