So, it turns out some psychologist has figured out that it was Sarah Palin's taste in clothes that cost the Republicants the presidential election.
It makes so much sense!
It wasn't the fact the the Republicants are completely out of touch with reality.
It wasn't that they started a war against a nation who never attacked us.
It wasn't the "terrorist attack" during Shrub's presidency.
It wasn't how they squandered the budget surplus and drove the country into the toilet.
NO! It was Sarah Palin's fucking clothes!
... I close with the articles's opening quote (expurgated a bit for brevity): Newly released academic research suggests that Sarah Palin's sexiness ... may actually have hurt her vote-getting ability, which seems to be what elections are about.
I want these fucking drugs!!!