Don't drop the lead, as journalists might say.
Turns out this minister has been exorcizing gay people to rid them of their gay demons... No, really.
But that's not the important part of the story.
The important part is that we now know that demons are gay. No wonder the Repugs have been so against gay marriage!!! It all makes sense now! And Satan's snappy dressing - of course!!
.... wait. That also means the best parties are going to be in hell.... God dammit....