Listen, I have to comment on this whole story about ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer. I wasn't going to... but then I saw pictures of the prostitute.
(I saw them on the news, dear. )
In case anyone is wondering why the man would do what he did, how he could ruin his career lke that, how he could betray his family and ruin his life... look, have you taken a good look at his wife? Huh? She's like Marilyn Quayle, for God's sake! (Way to be topical, Ken.) After seeing a few pictures of the prostitute, things became very, very... um, clear.
Mind you, the bitches in prison (of which Eliot is bound to be one) won't look half as nice.