Saturday, December 29, 2007

And Santa gives toys worth $50 more this year…

According to Yahoo – you remember Yahoo? Our best source of news outside of Fox? – well, according to Yahoo’s crack team of We’ll-take-anything-and-post-it-as-a-news-story professionals, al-Qaeda is 75% gone from Iraq!

75% gone!

I’d love to know how they generated this number, because they surely didn’t just make it up!

Next thing they’ll be telling us is that Shrub has 10% more intelligence or that his humanity has increased a whopping 12%!

God is 7% more true!

Republicans are 31% less likely to be petty, hurtful, greed mongers!

And monkeys are 2% more likely to take flight from the cusp of my sphincter…

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