Some people have serious problems with body parts. Tits, dicks, nipples, vaginas, asses... they'd probably be happier if we were born without them!
And you know it'll just get weirder don't you?
And you don't even have to wait long! Because today the state of Virginia has passed a law that makes it illegal if people see your underwear! That's right! Your underwear! Your garments! They're not even attached to you! They're not even a body part! And yet the uber-right over there can't bear to see the sight of fabric that just might have touched your naughty bits.
Idiot of the day? The whole fucking state of Virginia!