Ben Franklin: Terrorist?
Well, I don't know if you've heard but the FBI has told us just what to look out for - how to spot a terrorist a mile away! Yes, that's right. You guessed it. Almanacs!
That's right! Beware of almanacs! You see someone carrying an almanac, they're probably a terrorist!
I say, fuck the almanac carriers! Look out for people who refer to encyclopedias!
Fear those who use dictionaries!
Kill anyone who thinks!!!!!!