Monday, December 29, 2003

Ben Franklin: Terrorist?

Well, I don't know if you've heard but the FBI has told us just what to look out for - how to spot a terrorist a mile away! Yes, that's right. You guessed it. Almanacs!

That's right! Beware of almanacs! You see someone carrying an almanac, they're probably a terrorist!

I say, fuck the almanac carriers! Look out for people who refer to encyclopedias!

Fear those who use dictionaries!

Kill anyone who thinks!!!!!!

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