Nothing I can write about my pitiable, little existence could begin to compare to the carnival of absurdity taking place in Puyallup, Washington.
... in fact, this has had me laughing for so long this morning, it's mandatory!
I swear. I am not making this up.
A school district up there has cancelled all Halloween festivities because they may be offensive to witches!
... in other news, my ex-wife has yet to comment.