Okay, that's it!
Can we agree on something, folks? Can we agree on one simple, fucking thing?! Can we agree that birthdays are only given to things that have experienced BIRTH??? Because if we can't agree on that, I don't see how we stand a chance in hell.
I'm sick and tired of hearing about Mickey Mouse's birthday, Bugs Bunny's birthday, and now I have to hear about the banana split's fucking birthday!!!! Look! Unless some insensate woman out there passed a scoop of vanilla ice cream, a scoop of chocolate ice cream, a scoop of strawberry ice cream, some hot fudge, whipped cream, nuts, a frozen banana, and a fucking marichino cherry through her vagina 100 years ago - it's not the FUCKING BIRTHDAY! At best - AT BEST it's an anniversary!
Can we agree on that????
Okay... I'm done... for now...