Well, it's massive hurricane time again... hey, I know the last one was a few weeks ago! What can I tell you?!
Have you seen this one, Frances? It's about as big as Floriday, according to the radar maps! It's freaking huge!
So, to Richard Lind out there in Florida - no playing in the storm and shit. Find some good shelter - in California, say - and send me an email to let me know that you and your Meeeechelle are okay.
And if there are any other readers in the way of some catastrophe... stop it!