Well, we've got the comments working and it's time we tested them out - and see how many of the readers really have guts.
Everybody! Take out your guts!
... no... wait...
Okay, how about this:
The Great "My Side" Poll... Charlie Brown... (part one)
Just answer the following questions as best you can in the comments section for all to see... or fondle, if they have that kind of relationship with their monitor...
1) Your age.
2) Your hair color.
3) Your REAL hair color.
4) No, bitch. Stop lyin'!
5) When was the last time you horked a wornkle?
6) Do you have all your original parts?
7) What parts are missing?
8) What parts are new?
9) What parts are kept in a jar under your bed for you to sniff every now and then when the urge overtakes you?
10) Answer the question of your choice. I'm not gonna be picky on this one.
There you go! It's this kind of cutting-edge, er, babbling that makes you want to check My Side every day - EVERY DAY - EVERY DAY - YOU ARE GETTING SLEEPY.....