How does this sound:
Conservative Christian groups are criticizing a multicultural children's video featuring SpongeBob SquarePants and other TV characters, claiming it promotes acceptance of gay and lesbian families.
Accepting someone different?! Look, I ain't no christian but I'm pretty sure the LAST THING Jesus would want is tolerance!
I wish it was acceptable to call someone what they are rather than what they say they are. In this case, for instance, these "Conservative Christians" should be referred to as "Nazi Fucks".