So Christmas is over. The gifts are unwrapped. You're stuffed and bloated and feeling rather ill.
In short, you're an American.
But it's not too late to celebrate a little more - if you've still got a little more in you. It's not too late to celebrate Festivus!
Sure, it's that dopey Seinfeld holiday BUT I LIKE IT!
You can even send e-cards! Yes, Festivus e-cards!
Consider it my Festivus gift to you - it's a Festivus miracle!