Who are you kidding?
Look at you! You're an embarrassment! Today's shots make you look more like you're farting than erupting, more like a bean burrito than the full menudo buffet!
I've been watching your sorry ass since I went up to Portland with Vicky in October, remember when all the "experts" kept saying your eruption was certain? Well, you didn't go then and you sure as hell ain't going now.
What happened? Loose your spunk? Lost your verve?
Or are you just a big pussy?
Come on, bitch! Blow bitch! Blow!
.... or are you chicken....?