Beating guns into rolling pins...

If you can't kill them with your hideous killing machines... make golf clubs!

That's what the fine, homocidal folks at Smith et Wesson have decided this past week.

"Every item in the catalog was carefully chosen for its reflection of a lifestyle born of freedom and independence," the article so terribly blind to its own irony reads. As if we didn't have a society focused on killing as it is...

... what's next? Smith & Wesson baby nooks?