Oh, and about Janet's breast...
Okay, I know. It's old news now, right?
Well, I've been waiting until just the right article came out that reflected my own view. (That view was just to the left of the TV... with TiVo!)
So, here you go: the last word about Janet's, er, attribute:
Q. Do you seriously mean to tell me this country's entire radio, television and print media worlds went on a three day saturation bender of self-righteousness simply because we got to see Janet Jackson's boob for a split-second in a long shot during the Super Bowl halftime show?
A. Well, to be fair to the press, not much else was happening this week; just a couple or seven primaries in not so important states and an admission by the President's chief arms uncoverer that there are no arms to uncover -- and the reasons we were forced to preemptively kill, I'm sorry, liberate, thousands of Iraqis never really existed. Oh yeah, and some suicide bombers. But we've gotten used to them by now.